Tuesday, January 8, 2019

You Want That Wall? USE YOUR OWN MONEY, YOU BASTARD!

The American Fuhrer has decided to allow the government shutdown to continue until such time as the Democrats agree to his ransom demands, which is to have his worthless wall built.

If Mr. Jackass wants the wall built so badly, he should fund it himself, because not one penny should come from the American people, who don't want it built anyway, according to CNN.

https://www.cnn.com/2019/01/08/politics/polls-trump-shutdown-wall/index.html

There is no national emergency and for Trump to steal money from the American treasury is a federal crime, but that's not new territory for Donald Trump.  Trump did rape a thirteen-year-old girl, according to the Independent, which is a British newspaper, so no one can shout 'fake news'.

Conservative darling, Ronald Reagan, saw no national emergency when he granted amnesty in 1986, so this is just a public stunt by the Trump regime to deflect the fact that he has poor management skills, a bad temper, and that he's nothing more than a spoiled brat.

Add to the fact that two children have died in his concentration camps, and we have a criminal who should be, and eventually will be put on trial for crimes against humanity.

Donald Trump is the American Hitler, and there is no doubt about that.

Facebook "liberals" need to stop acting like pussies and fight this criminal rather than whine about how scared they are.

Donald Trump does not scare me in the least.  Let the son of a bitch come to my house, and I will show him who's boss.

It's too bad that liberals on social media don't share my sentiment.  Then again, they are the ones who are even more responsible than the Alt-Right for the creation of this American Hitler, because they sit and wait for Robert Mueller-who is doing a fine job, but we can't afford to wait anymore.

Hey, Trump!  You want that fucking wall?  YOU FUND IT OUT OF YOUR OWN WALLET!  PAY FOR SOMETHING WITH YOUR OWN MONEY FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE,YOU BASTARD!

BlackBoard BLOWS

I'm trying to learn how to use this new system that we're being forced to used called BlackBoard Ultra-and I've had no success with it.

My professor has stated that my assignments come in a garbled fashion-which has never happened before.  All I know is that I'm not the only one who struggles with this, and I feel sorry for the undergrads because they don't know about it yet.

They're in for a nightmare.

Due to the destruction of my frontal lobes (which keep you from breaking heavy things and which also prevent you from throwing someone out of a moving car at 100 miles per hour), I have Tech Support take over as per the pasting the the assignment, because I can't do it.

The funny thing is that I do exactly what they just did-so why doesn't it work for me?

Like you read, wait till the undergrads experience BlackBoard.

What's wrong with it?

It doesn't look like what you submitted when your professor receives your file.

Yeah, that's a lot of fun.

It means that I have to do it all over again.  Fortunately, I have a copy in Microsoft Word format-and I also keep files on multiple memory sticks.  Why?  Those of you who have read this column know that we've already discussed that I lose at least two or three memory sticks, so that's why I save it onto a fourth.

It's fun having no short-term memory.

These are little tricks you learn when you have a learning disability.

I have to be grateful that the administration is willing to help me on this, because they have seen me struggle with it, almost to the point of Yosemite Sam mode.  I don't even care if they have to take over the screen.  I can't take it anymore.

















That's when the frontal lobes have had enough and just go into meltdown mode.

I'll probably have to get used to one more computer system before I get out of here, so I might as well shut up and prepare for it.

Life changes whether you want it to or not.