Thursday, February 15, 2018

I Can't Believe What Is Happening

I was seven ways to fucked up a few weeks ago as I argued with a woman on Google.

Now, you know me.  Part of me is from the 1950s, and I admit that.  I believe that girls should be ladies and guys are just guys when no good girl gives them a chance; we'll stick our dicks in any slit we can find-and pray she doesn't have the jack.  However, it's different this time.

I went into Google looking for blood-and I got it.  I fought off every feminist in the chatroom.  However, there was this one woman who had a very bad story-and it turned out that she wasn't bullshitting.

This was bad.

Out of respect for her privacy, I will not go into the complete argument, but let's just say that I was a complete asshole.  I know what you're thinking:

When are you not ? Okay, you may have a point there, but so what?  This is about more than politics.  This is about men and women; relationshits, as I call them (although I'm quite sure that someone coined that term long before I did).

 The funny thing is that she informed me that she had been following me on Google for the past three weeks before she decided to take me on.

Long story summarized, I began to fall in love with her the more I learned about her situation.  By the end of the thread, we were about to go out on a date.

Well, we just celebrated our first Valentine's Day.  She is a beautifully short, blonde-haired and blue-eyed queen standing at 5'2"-and yeah...her feet are perfect for me.  I can't get enough of those little temptresses.

The funny thing is that, while disagreements are part of the game of love, I highly doubt that she and I will ever argue again.  We learned how to hurt each other-and we didn't particularly care for the results, so we decided to go directly to the middle whenever we disagree on something.

I'm going to marry this 40-year-old Christian MILF (as I call her-and she wasn't even familiar with the term!) because she (unlike most Christians) tries to live out her faith.  She knows all my shortcomings, yet she doesn't judge.  This is a damn good woman, and I am going to lay down my life for her.

Liberals Need To Grow A Pair

Liberals are afraid to hate because they live with the false belief that the feeling lowers them to the level of a right-wing scumbag.
The difference between hating conservative and a conservative’s hatred of normal people is that a conservative has absolutely no compassion for anyone who is a victim of circumstances beyond their control, like a child born with a developmental disability.  However, a conservative will suck the penis of a baby rapist who destabilized Iraq.
The difference that child and that killer is that the baby who lives with the developmental disability is a victim of budget cuts which went to our military, so it’s really our soldiers, sailors, airmen, and naval personnel who are the deadbeats, not rape victims nor the results thereof.
Liberals need to learn how to hate again and they need to learn how to instill fear into the enemy.
Do what union organizers did during the genesis of the labor movement-that got some attention.  Make sure all conservatives flatline, as the concept of hatred is positive when you direct the anger in the proper direction.
There are times when hatred is positive, as no conservative is a human being. However, your failed generation never understood this.
It was our hatred during World War II which motivated us to destroy the Axis Powers.
I am proud to proclaim that I hate the terrorists who drive Dodge Chargers while en route to shooting another innocent black man in the back and I am also proud to proclaim that I thank God every time a pig gets what’s coming to him during the course of a traffic stop.
Any liberal who refuses to hate conservatives and any liberal who refuses to hate the police, has no idea what they are talking about, as both groups have nearly destroyed my life.
I have been mocked for my inability to hear while being held at gunpoint by Los Angeles Sheriff’s Deputies, but I have no criminal record.
I thank God for dead American terrorists who questioned our patriotism only to come home and jump off the stool in the garage.
I thank God for dead Trump voters who were unable to get the proper medical care which they needed.
I thank God for dead pigs who will never terrorise another child who has a developmental disability.
We must hate Trump and his terrorists MORE than they hate us-otherwise, you are just a coward who likes to rant on Facebook.
Unlike you, I practice what I preach, so it is my suggestion that these Sixties liberals stop whining on Facebook, grow a pair and do what needs to be done.
2020 will be too late.