Sunday, August 12, 2018

Too Fucking Funny, Man!

I just checked my stats for the week, and it turns out that more more than three times more Russians than Americans have read my material this week-I shit you not!


EntryPageviews
Russia
88
United States
34

Am I offended?  Hardly.  Amused?  Fuck yeah, as I find this to be the shit!  It's simply too fucking funny, man!

Okay, so I would like to ask my Russian readers what they liked, because I have a pretty good idea of what my American audience hated-like I care.  We all know that we have a racist puppet in the White House who is as illegitimate as Jesus Christ, Himself (Matthew 1:18-19).

Of course I'm going to bash Trump.  He's a pussy and a puppet, and anyone with a brain knows that.  He's Putin's'bitch and Putin does whatever he wants whenever he wants with him.  That's why Trump doesn't dare say anything negative about Russia's president.

Even Eric Trump admitted that his father is fueled by Russia.

“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”

https://thinkprogress.org/eric-trump-reportedly-bragged-about-russian-funding-streams-e6f3e525f10e/



https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/a-natural-donald-trump-jr-emerges-as-a-campaign-star-despite-russia-baggage/2018/08/12/7a4ece20-9ca8-11e8-8d5e-c6c594024954_story.html?noredirect=on&utm_term=.25552704b424

Russia is a strong and proud nation with a rich tradition, and the Russians have only back down once in history-when President Kennedy took the the skies and to the sea.  It cost Khrushchev his job and he was replaced by Leonid Brezhnev.  America was once a strong and proud nation-at least until Reagan traded arms for hostages with Iran and before Donald Trump weaseled his way into the White House-with Russian assistance, of course.  In fact, it was Donald Trump who called on the Russian government to find e-mails which didn't exist.

The only similar moment to this prior to Trump was when Ronald Reagan made a deal with Iran to hold the American hostages in Tehran until he was in the White House.

Hence, it's wild to learn that, at least for now, my main audience come from Russia-although, I'm curious as to why.

Spasibo, because it's just too fucking funny, man!

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